Sunburn Is the Worst and Funniest Thing Ever...

Written By Patrick Ward on Tuesday, June 5, 2012 | 12:35 PM

You girls and your tanning oils and lotions and whatever other crap you make us rub all over you, so you look tan. Well HA, you got burnt to sh*t, now whose laughing. Didn't think rubbing a stick of butter all over was a bad idea? Those bathing suit tans lines are sure gonna look great the rest of the summer too. Forget the fact that as a guy we can't even touch you because you run screaming in pain, but when you wear that strapless dress out to dinner tonight and it still looks like your wearing a bathing suit, just know we are all laughing at you.
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P.S. Peeling is equally as unattractive
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