What Type of Underwear Are You Showing Off?

Odds are during summer whatever dress you are wearing, we have a man on the scene checking out the underwear lines. The fact is the small things in life are why we, as men, wake up everyday. But the question is if we are going to see your underwear lines what type of underwear are you showing off to the world and what is it saying about you. For sure you don't want to be the girl showing off the granny p*nties (bottom right) to the world. That' just gross. Boy shorts are cute (bottom left) but for at home when your walking around in just boy shorts. Thong (top right) has got to be the best option. Let's us know you are a legit normal person and probably a good time.
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P.S. Are g-strings for strippers only these days? Does anyone still wear them or is it just a novelty at this point?