I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry...

Let's just say He got into a heated discussion with a TOMS Lover this weekend, and by all accounts it did not end well for this young lady. As it has been well documented that He Hates Toms, something this chick should have known about before trying to challenge the King to an argument, but hey who is He to not argue? Anyway bottom line is, He is pretty sure the girl ran away crying because she felt so strongly about her Toms, He stood victorious, as He always does, and well Toms continue to look ugly as they always do. Bottom line is if you think anyone buys these ugly ass burlap sack shoes to help little kids in Africa you have a very narrow outlook on life.
-He

P.S. Lesson of the story, don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
P.P.S. He is the King of Fashion, don't ever forget who you are taking too. He knows all!